They say that cold banter has no language, apparently including programming languages. Even if you don’t understand the software, a cold joke is still a cold joke. Today we have brought together some disgusting code jokes for you.

The first joke is a little political, but still funny. The Trump administration’s demarcation between the United States and Mexico was the subject:

The phrase ‘What has no explanation has humor’ is perfect for this joke. Here, too, the rich-poor class distinction in society is mentioned:

Marvel humor is a must among cold jokes. Here is the color change of Hulk and professor Bruce Banner:

Here, rap artists other than those who rap by spelling are the subject. A space of 0 between words means it’s spoken too fast:

This joke mentions that Ninjas move very fast and are stealthy:

We don’t know how humane it is to describe a disaster so brutally, but here, we see that Titanic’s swimming value in the sea is ‘nothing’ 🙁

It’s okay if we don’t add a scientific joke. Here, the periodic table is displayed as a ‘table’. It is truly life-cooling:

Although it’s not much to make fun of, the width and footprint of the obese are mocked:

Here we are again with a very disgusting joke. Here, too, it is emphasized that the blocks are in the form of blocks:

It has been stated that IKEA’s are just tables:

A clever joke was made here, by not adding value to the content of our world before the Big Bang 🙂

Of course, this list would not be without Mario. The subject is Mario’s growth after eating mushrooms:

Here we are again with a slightly political, somewhat bitter real joke. In this code, the definition of monarchy is mirrored with a bitter smile:

A bit of a cold but still smiling Leaning Tower of Pisa joke 🙂

The place and secrecy of the Illuminati, the indispensable humor of an era, is reflected:

As cool as the jokes are, we think at least a few of them will put a smile on your face. If you can think of other cold jokes like this, you can alienate us from life too 🙂